Do you have critters in your yard? I’m not talking birds or
bees or foxes or squirrels or, sigh, mosquitoes. I’m talking little statues. You may have a little girl on display in
your flower garden or a dog placed under a tree marking the spot where your
dear pet is buried. Is there a clay bunny
running across the grass or cement chickens like the ones around my mail box?
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| Our town allows us to raise chickens in city limits now. Maybe I will switch to the real thing. |
I confess I am a fan of all sorts of concrete statues, from
the religious shrines found along trails in Europe to the wolf mascots for our
beloved NC State to the unexpected Yoda.
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| The salesman and I had a long conversation about the philosophy of Yoda and the reason for the statue's popularity. |
Folks may have inherited their statues and love from their grandparents
in the country. Some may want to echo the gardens in Italy. Others just plain
love kitsch. I guess for me it is a bit
of all the above. I inherited a garden
bench, fox, turtle and Japanese fountain from my mom. I've seen lovely statues in gardens in
France. I have preschool grandchildren I love to see smile. That explains my
giant snail right there!
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| Got this from my mom. The grandchildren love to pat its head. |
I created a gravel garden
this week from a corner that doesn’t grow anything unless the plant is a survivor
of the best kind. But gravel gardens
need more than a few hardy plants. They need focal points. I found a gold mine this week at J and C Garden Statues
across from the Farmers Market.
Giraffes, elephants, moose, lions, bison, hippos. I could create my own zoo for my grandchildren.
There were trains, tractors, and trucks. There were also very poignant statues
of Jesus and marvelous crosses. Good
sense prevailed. Good taste, I think,
prevailed and I found a couple of pieces for my gravel garden.
But there was one that gave me a good laugh and a craving
for Buffalo wings. Stay with me here.
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| The butler chicken's sign reads "Eat More Beef!" It was only a matter of time before the chickens rebelled! |
I am sure it wasn’t the butler chicken’s intent. After all,
he is carrying a sign that says “eat more beef!” Maybe it was the giant chicken behind him with the giant limbs. But Buffalo wings were all I
could think of this week while I worked in my garden! Hot and spicy, eat with your fingers, protein.
Before I share my recipe, I need to get this off my chest: Why didn't one of my friends tell me Buffalo chicken wing sauce is the simplest thing to make? My New York friends, especially. What a relief.
Restaurant wing sauce is full of things that are bad for me like corn sweeteners and thickeners. But I love the hot
sauce taste, the ritual of licking my fingers and cooling my mouth with blue cheese dressing,
celery and carrots. So like with
everything else, I have been on a mission to create something that would taste
good and not send me into anaphylactic shock.
I’ve experimented with different recipes of how to prepare
the chicken wings and drummettes. Now, I
must admit I bake rather than fry my wings for health reasons but I make the
sauce the way it should be made – with butter and Frank's Original Cayenne Pepper Sauce. Love that stuff. It sets your mouth on fire, clears out the sinuses and wakes you up! The NY crowd may know the history of the wings. I am just
glad to have discovered Frank's. Simple list of ingredients. No xanthan gum and just the right tang. Mix it with butter, a few of my own spices and voila.
Be warned. Most baked recipes that say they are healthier than fried have a load of salt in the mix. There is sodium in Frank's so I go light on the salt and focus on a few added spices. Traditional recipes add cayenne and black pepper but Man O likes to eat without fear of eyes watering. Not manly to cry, ya know.
Here is the recipe for my Toned Down and Healthied Up Buffalo Chicken Wings:
Be warned. Most baked recipes that say they are healthier than fried have a load of salt in the mix. There is sodium in Frank's so I go light on the salt and focus on a few added spices. Traditional recipes add cayenne and black pepper but Man O likes to eat without fear of eyes watering. Not manly to cry, ya know.
Here is the recipe for my Toned Down and Healthied Up Buffalo Chicken Wings:
Two 1lbs drummettes and/or wings, coated in a bit of olive oil and baked at 400 degrees for 40-45 minutes. You can also put it on a rack to keep it out of the juices and make the skin crispier.
Take out of the oven and toss in a bowl with the Buffalo sauce you have already made of the following ingredients:
1 tablespoon butter, melted
1/4 cup hot pepper sauce
1/4 teaspoon ground celery seed or celery salt
1/4 teaspoon dry mustard or squirt yellow mustard
Salt, optional to taste.
(Again, if you like it hot as the middle of summer on an asphalt parking lot in NYC, sub back in the cayenne and black pepper, same amounts.)
Melt butter and mix in other ingredients. Drizzle over wings and drummettes. Serve with celery and carrot sticks accompanied by ranch and bleu cheese dressing.
It is easy, simple, and gives me more time in the garden. But I'm having nightmares about that giant chicken chasing me down!
Take out of the oven and toss in a bowl with the Buffalo sauce you have already made of the following ingredients:
1 tablespoon butter, melted
1/4 cup hot pepper sauce
1/4 teaspoon ground celery seed or celery salt
1/4 teaspoon dry mustard or squirt yellow mustard
Salt, optional to taste.
(Again, if you like it hot as the middle of summer on an asphalt parking lot in NYC, sub back in the cayenne and black pepper, same amounts.)
Melt butter and mix in other ingredients. Drizzle over wings and drummettes. Serve with celery and carrot sticks accompanied by ranch and bleu cheese dressing.
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It is easy, simple, and gives me more time in the garden. But I'm having nightmares about that giant chicken chasing me down!
