I'm starving as I write this. Well, that's an exaggeration (like what ISN'T in Ruthy-World???) but I'm really hungry and no time to eat before choir practice...
And Dave's splitting wood.
And I had to get the house in order after the "leastun's" went home because I can't do it in the morning... that's writing time.
I'm being a food snob. Normally I'd grab tuna... there is none.
Or a Zweigle's white hot (Porker, up here!!!) but the store was out of them. And I've had so many red hots lately that I'm seriously Nitrate/nitrite overloaded. In fact, if nitrate-laced hot dogs are bad for you, start plannin' the music to lay me to rest, 'cause I'm clearly in the danger zone!
No time for salad because I have to leave. I'm not whining (really, truly, it's not like I'm an emaciated waif... we all know that.... tiny sigh inserted here for effect...)
BUT... what do the lot o' youse do when you're out of time and need food?
If I cheat and eat junk, then I'm just mad at myself.
The only yogurt in the house is high calorie kid friendly with granola and real fruit, but that's like trashing two days of being carb-good!!!
I want beef.
I confess, a nice burger with cheese would make me so happy right now. Only the ground round in the fridge tastes metallic and I don't know if it's me (I had a bug a few days ago) or that the meat is a secret government weapon to implant heavy metals into an unsuspecting populace.
So what do you do when you need food... you've got no time... and you're a big ol' whiner like me??? Give me ideas and I'll stock the cupboards before next Wednesday's whine fest
When I got home, Dave had cooked a few pounds of asparagus up...
