Okitty Dokitty, I'm psyched.
Not because I don't love having kids around. I do.
BUT I LOVE HAVING A SCHEDULE, TOO.
Oy, there's only so much of the easy-peasy, whenever-ya-wanna summer mentality this type A personality can handle without shooting someone.
And then they'd put me in jail and I'd have to use an open toilet and we all know how much I detest the thought of that. It's about the only thing that's kept folks alive for years.
So now that the kids are back in school... the invasion of the yellow jackets has kept me OUT OF THE KITCHEN.
How stinkin' annoying is that?
I dream of peach pie.
Carrot cake.... mmmmmmm................
What I have is dozens of stupid wasps zipping into each other and nailing windows because they're half-drugged. I will not show you pictures of the piles... Let it be said that when the exterminator comes today, I might KISS HIM.
Oh my stars, it's beyond crazy.... Bzzzzzz............
So we can talk pests today. But trust me when I say, I've tried all the nice organic remedies I could find...
And then the POISONOUS ONES.
And now: the pay 'em to come and save my sorry life guys from Target Exterminators.